Known for her eccentric wardrobe, Lady Gaga never misses night out without her clothes catching eye of media. Luckily, her clothes hug her body so tight you got to see more of her buttcurves & big perky tits.
What I wouldn’t give to be one of those huggest man who directs her all around town & luckily get's to hold that tiny waist & those appartment smoking abs. They also get VIP passes to all her wardrobe malfunctions, & even gettin to steal few looks on her exposed perky melons or untimely upskirts. Let me give you hand with that, my Lady, as I’m pretty sure I must do better job at protecting you from paps & I can even double as masseuse for if those long hot legs & tight hind end get's tired from every your singing & dancing.
And I won not even demand fat paycheck, no. I just need front seat access for when she strips on & off those complicated costumes. & you know she wouldn’t mind me taking images of her sideboobs & butt cleavage while I’m at it. She’s already used to this anyway.
