Oh studs, Heidi Montag is giving me hard case of stiffies right now, & its making me feel all weird. Any mention of this famewhoring Z-lister on my duty would've ruined my day, however seeing Heidi Montag wetting her plastic its in water is making me do double take. All of sudden, my cock is responding to her melons like it does to my private fuck doll (possibly because they're from same factory in China), & I am willing to bury her face in pillows while I fuck living stuffing out of her pussy.
Yeah, sure, these imgs of Heidi Montag in thongs are nothing however stupid publicity stunt, however she's doing it properly alright. I mean, letting out your boobies & dipping it in seafoam? If its not giving you hallucinations of spraying your white, frothy lava all over her silicone melons, you're either gay or lacking in creative imagination.
Not me though. For now, I'll lay hate on Heidi Montag to rest & pick up my dick at her hot topless bikini pictures.
