What can I say, Lady Gaga's nake pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to skanky exposures & naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?
Yeah, thats right. At 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in fucking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her titties from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into several frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or several shit night previously) & leapt on to tight crowd's reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into crowd because security immediately dragged her hind end back onstage. Shit was cool while it lasted, & Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.
Now lets say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga & her naked gambols in streets of Hollywood & onstage. If she weren not surrounded by her bitches all time, she'd probably fuck fire hydrant in her lobster headpiece & call that shit art. She's both sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations & an uncontrollable stiffness in penis area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too simple.
