Now that everyone’s favorite little cokeslut is going to jail for 90 days, that also means that Lindsay Lohan’s sideboobs right here is going too. So as much as we are rejoicing for Lindsay Lohan’s butt to be locked up for while, I have to admit I will miss seeing her endless tirade of panty upskirts & nipple slips.
Because let’s face it, even if she’s trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan’s juicy its gives me an instant boner. I wonder how she’ll spend those 90 days in chokey. Given this freckled slut’s reputation as lesbo, let’s not be too quick to conclude she’s going to have hell of hard time. For all we know, it’s butch fuck party in making. Think about all those dolls there who haven’t gotten rod in their hungry crotchs for long time now. Lindsay Lohan’s hole is what those horny jailbirds need at moment & vice-versa.