Yes, Virginia, there's Santa Claus. & yes, footman, there is heaven occupied by pretty hoochie with wiggly toes & best arches ready to accommodate contours of your johnson. however we suggest that waiting to die to get there is an awful waste of time when you could be snuggling under covers to contents of this mpeg video. True, you may pass away in untimely fashion - however at least with smile on your face - leaving rescue squad mens wondering what all that crusty stuff is on your sheets. Explain that one.
