'Hey buddy, did you realize that your mom doesn not wear any langerie? & when she joins us on patio & sits on that bench next to me, I can see EVERYTHING! & I know she enjoys showing me her incredibly feathers vagina! Man, her crotch is covered with thick forest of dark pubes that turn me on so much that my love stick is always hard as rock. & I know she see's that too. One of these days I am going to visit when you're not here, & I am going to get to go past that furry mass to steaming pink goo inside. You goin' anywhere soon?'