1-st I lost my job. Then I missed bus. It looked like start of very bad day. however while walking home, I met this beautiful magazine editor. She felt sorry for me, invited me in to her office & told me they might be hiring soon. She then grabbed my large black meatstick & shoved it down her skinny white throat. Before I knew what happened, she was grinding my boy meat into hamburger. It was best interview I've ever had!