You're only ever one mouthful of black rod away from finding out how your 'loving' house wife really feels about you! If you're one of those touchy-feely, overly-emo girly dude who only wants to make gentle love with your spouse, than odds are good that your wfie is going to shove same big black tool she's been riding every month down your sissy throat & laugh while she does it!She doesn not want husband thats more feminine than she is; she wants biggest, black clam-wrecking short sword shoved between her legs! If you can not provide that, then you'll be drinking same salty African baby batter that she is!