In opening of The Virgin Forest, soporific voice-over narration accompanies seemingly endless montage of pastoral scenes: mountains, woods, babbling brooks, & so on. In midst of jokes, anecdotes, & adages, narrator promises "unexpected pleasures & adventures. "While we expect unexpected, we are entertained with nuggets of burlesque-style wisdom like, "A sex kitten should use what Mum Nature gave her, before Dad Time takes it away," and, "The wages of sin are high, unless you know someone who??™ll do it for nothing. Tee-hee. Finally, we meet three outdoorsmen ??” photographer, hunter, & fisherman ??” whose conversation actually makes you long for return of narrator. Then, one by one, they run into three nature hotties. "Ohmygod!" exclaims hunter, "I was looking for squirrel & I found beaver!" Okay. the fisherman actually reels his catch in from lake ??” huggest buxom white haired who proves to be sucker-fish. After fuck outside, they all convene at "Ferguson??™s Cabin" & fuck inside, proving, of course, that forest is hardly virgin though there??™s plenty of stiff wood.
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Year: 1978
Director: N/A
Starring: April Grant
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