Saddle up, pardners, for horny hoedown as "Boris Ballsitch," captain in Russian Private Service, travels to America to experience our "capitalistic ways". What better place than in whorehouse? He winds up at "The boy Ranch" & meets cast of characters that sound like they walked off pages of Charles Dickens novel. There??™s "Jack Ticklewell," "Long John Handyman," & "Miss Little," golden-haired proprietor of Nude, er, I mean stud Ranch (played by Mona's mum JUDY ANGEL) where Boris (a fat Wolfman Jack) look-alike with sloppy accent & eyes) is introduced to tender loins of Miss Little's nasty nymphos. After much vulgarity & hilarity (including huge poolside poke) his male genitalia??™s as shriveled up as Norman Bate??™s mum. Boris finds out American girls are as addictive as Lays Potato Chips. Betcha can??™t eat just one!
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Year: 1972
Director: N/A
Starring: Judy Angel Butch Griswald Fran Spector
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