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Now whose tits do I have to suck to go back to highschool? If this means looking at Alice Goodwin’s breasts every day of week than I have no freakin' problem repeating that shit all over again.  few chicks really know what boy want to see & apparently Alice Goodwin knows what to do to make my dick hard & ready to pound living shit out of her big bouncy tits.

Shit if Alice Goodwin was my teacher back in highschool, I would probably be sent to detention every fuckin' school day because of jacking off my ram rod in class.  slut like her with body made for fuckin’ isn’t allowed anywhere near anyone with penus if she doesn’t wanna sexy things to happen in premises.  I mean sure I would still be respectful.  I’d give my smoking hot teacher an apple everyday…and if I’m petty enough maybe she would let me bang her wet oven from behind after schol hours.

If I am ever left in desert & I am hallucinating from heat, don not bother with mirages of oases & mountains of ice; I want me some Erin Heatherton, baby! Crawl toward these imgs of Erin Heatherton writhing naked in desert sand, cuddle her, & say she's saved.  Then fuck pin her to ground & drill her cunt with your packet like she totally wants it (and she totally wants it, otherwise she wouldn not sit around with her naked butt waiting for heatstroke to happen).

But seriously, these cute photos of Erin Heatherton are just priceless.  If there's any way to describe how on fire this fresh meat top model is, its by taking her to most scorching place in world & telling her she's home.  I just can not get enough of staring at sensual way she's writhing in sand, her small titties soiled & in need of little licking from being in sun far too long.

What would be hotter is if you pictured yourself lying naked next to Erin Heatherton's own nude body, fingering her cunt out of her hallucination, & making sweet love with her right there in middle of nowhere.  pussy flowing with orgasm juice is better than any friggin' oasis.

Yes, this might be subject for debate because not everyone thinks of Madonna way I do.  however let me tell you why this pop singer is ultimate mom & cougar.

1 st of all, she had been powerful porno symbol in her time, & remains to be one at this day.  Yes, if you could recall, during 90′s, Madonna shocked everyone  by being bold & proud of her sexuality, appearing nude in photoshoots, & even publishing book, Erotica.  All in name of xxx.  Plus, even throughout years, her body continued to be rocking.  Well, except for her veiny arms, yes, however take look at her its & her ass & you'd agree with me how hot her bod is.

And of course, who is Madonna's current boytoy & how old he is? Yes, Madonna is ultimate cougar because she was able to snag 23-year old model & keep her as boytoy as long as she wants.  Why, her boytoy Jesus Luz may have chosen another older celebrities who are younger than Madonna, however he prefered Madonna's hotness over other MILFs & younger females.

I have more reasons to add, however why don not you just drop by here & find out reasons for yourselves!

Celebrity Spanker brings you this supringsingly hot cleavage imgs of Winona Ryder as she makes comeback to celebrity mainstream concsiousness.  The petite Hollywood star was caught by paparazzis taking quick cigarette break during taping of hit TV series Homefront.  You got to give it to this 40 year old celeb, she still looks hot & her cleavage is still worth punish on to.  Just look at these cleavy images of Winona Ryder as she shows them off in loose fitting tank top.

Winona Ryder seems to be doing some serious method acting for her TV episode role as this hot cougar of celeb totally nailed hot biker chick look which is what she is portraying on multi-Emmy winning series.  In short she looks like genuine nice & skanky bitch.  These somewhat racy pictures of Winona Ryder wearing that loose-fitting black dress & beautiful red cami look great on her & this just what cougar celeb needs to make it back in Hollywood… more slutty imgs showing as much flesh as possible.

Aside few cleavage exposure, Winona Ryder`s on shoot candids showed celeb`s propensity to give wicked blowjobs as she walked around set while stuffing her mouth with cigarettes.  I know its filthy habit, however seeing swet images of Winona Ryder sucking on something with her luscious lips is kind of filthy things that we like to see more of.  Spank worthy just spank worthy.  If you want to see more of this celeb & tons of another nice & scandalous celebrity content, check out Celebrity Spanker today!

Croatian pop star Severina Vuckovic is huge name in her country & in Europe, so needless to say, if she screws up, she screws up big time.  Add to that, she used to be an icon of righteous & religious modesty, preaching abstinence to European teens.  So just imagine controversy she has gone through upon release of her shocking sextape in 2004.

The Croatian pop star's sextape has got it all–blow job, hand job, hard-core bang.  Severina fucks like obscene star & rides her mens like maniac.  & all this was caught on tape.  it is truly must see!

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Check out imported hottie featured on today's edition of Celebrity Spanker! Here's Marica Pellegrinelli as she struts her tasty booby body in tiny bikini which also shows an immense chunk of her bum hanging out! This Italian top model is taking dip somewhere along Miami coast & besides fact that this celebrity model is from Italy & that her body is simply amazing in tiny bikinis.  I don not have anything else to say about this hard-core slut from EU.  So while I do few research about here, enjoy these smoking hot bikini pictures of Marica Pellegrinelli!

Unlike her British & American counterparts, this supermodel isn not all about tiny boobs & lean bodies.  Marica Pellegrinelli is one Italian bombshell with body to die for.  Actually correct term is this bad girl have melons to die for.  I mean holy crap, just look at those monster boobies! Marica Pellegrinelli's tiny bikini in these snaps can barely hold those giant titties!

Hold on sec, I just learned that this Italian celeb is already mom, & my oh my she's true & perfect example of what MILFs should look like.  Personally, I like Marica Pellegrinelli face & boobs however what comes below that isn not really my thing.  She's bit skinny on waist & her thighs look like they've seen better days.  Still, Marica Pellegrinelli booby bikini photographs are worth spanking on to.  I am not complaining about her fugly bottom half, not complaining in all.  If you want to see more of Marica Pellegrinelli & huge selection of other Hollywood & foriegn celebrities getting exposed in sweat, lovely & even in nasty photoshots & movie videos, head on over at Celebrity Spanker today!

What I enjoy about these Catholic schol chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give best bang ever.  Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took job as stripper once she got out of school.

“I'd go on stage, dance around bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as stripper.  & not long after she got on covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts & Loaded.  & I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all centerfolds for year, give or took couple months.  You know she’s chick who loves her its fucked like there’s no tomorrow.  I’d love to rub those big melons with my hands & making oral sex on those nice pink nips as well.  & those big bazongas of hers deserve hardest dangerous short sword & I know mine will suffice.

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard.  & let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took & wear that tight fit nurse’s uniform so me and him can fulfill our fantasies of fucking smoking nurse on hospital bed sometime.

Warning! NFSW pictures of super hot celeb on this week's edition of Celebrity Spanker! To cure us all from post-Halloween celebration hung-overs which we all have been nursing every weekend long, here are some really hot partially nude snaps of Lara Stone.  The 28 year old good sensuous Dutch topmodel bared her boobies in front of fashion photographer Mikale Jansson's camera for very raunchy Fall/Winter editorial spread for The Last Magazine.

most of images of leggy & big melloned supermodel Lara Stone for this magazine editorial shows fashion star either bra-less, topless or wetting her tasty chubbies.  Yep, there are awesome images of this tall & wild blond super topmodel wetting her delectable areolae.  Just View out Lara Stone as she pours bottle of water on her knockers while wearing that flimsy white tank top… before she takes it right off her attractive body.  Truly spank worthy! I'll be strocking myself sore with these hot NFSW images!

Last Magazine hits jackpot! I bet particular issue of their magazine with Lara Stone's bare breasted & wet tank top photographs will completely sell off shelves.  Celebrity NFSW at its finest! For more pictures of Lara Stone & another hot stars from movie stars, reality TV girls & super top models, head on over at Celebrity Spanker today!

Anna Paquin recently revealed that she is half-and-half for campaign, which sucks because she told us just now, yet we all know she is engaged to marry her bf Stephen Moyer.  So this means we might never got to see her in some girl-to-sex kitten action.  Good thing, this actress has other means of getting our attention, which is by going out in public braless every time.

Anna's not exactly bombshell type, however she makes up for it by always letting us get peek of her perky nipples.  This particular instance, as you can see in these images I posted, were taken while she was in Santa Monica, enjoying beach & trying on swing.

But Anna does more than just nipple-teasing. You can also watch her nude in her TV series, “True Blood.” however if you can not wait to see her in her birthday suit, then drop by here at Celebrity Spanker to got more Anna Paquin nudis.

Nobody really wants to Check Lindsay Lohan’s fucked up antics with booze & coke however everybody wants to see Lindsay Lohan naked or half-naked in innocent shit like these in pictures.  Life for this messed-up diva has been in drain for quite several time now & as much as her parents fucked-up marriage played huge role, it’s safe to say she hung out with bad people doing bad shit.

But no matter how shitty things are for Lindsay, one thing will always be certain…she will always be one  hot motherfucker.  These Lindsay Lohan lingerie photos to me kinda serves as preview of what to see in future if she doesn’t stop her dangerous lifestyle.  self-mutilating suicidal female prostitute…but an insanely sexy one at that.

Former big size Brother contestant Charley Uchea is no stranger to tabloids every around England.  She sure knows how to staple her name in headlines, & thats by flashing her tits (complete with headlights) every chance she gets.  Well, what do we expect, she used to be lap dancer who was booted out of club she used to work for because she was too raunchy.

Upon entering Big Brother house in 2007, Charley was received negatively by live audience.  Her reputation of being womans inside house got her evicted.  however this didnt not stop Charlie from making her way into television world as she guested on various game shows after being evicted, including The Weakest Link.

Charley also reportedly used to be call girl, that is, according to The Daily Star.  Well, who would attest that she's not when she lets her tits hang out every time? Like this time when she went topless on public beach.  Maybe her nipples get easily irritated when rubbed against any type of clothing.  Right.  Anyway, to get more of Charley Uchea's boobs, Check this out.  Enjoy!

Okay.  Lets refresh our memory 1'st before getting to main story.  Hot moms i'd like to fuck Sienna Miller and  Jude Law used to be an engaged couple, well, before Jude Law screwed things up & had sex with his children's nanny.  This happened way back in 2005, & since couple went their separate ways, they each had relationships & affairs with other people, which, by way, all failed.

Now, these two have been caught & photographed together often again.  The most recent was their beach swing to Barbados, where couple was also seen with Jude's kids.  & of course, we can only conclude that these 2 are back together again.  Its not like they just bump into each other all time right? What no-brainer question.

Well, thats means congratulations to Jude Law for being so lucky that he can bang sexy Sienna Miller anytime he wants again.  She was hot & sultry as always in their paparazzi imgs.  I can not say same for Jude, though.

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Lucy Liu isn not particularly shy when showing off her nude body in films, however it took while before she agreed to pose topless for photoshoot.  I don not know whats up with that, however at least now we have something to add to our archive of Lucy Liu's topless moments.  This Asian star has conquered Hollywood like storm, & with that hot body, I think she'll stay long at top.

But what really makes Lucy Liu hot? Except for her exotic Chinese features, of course, I think it is her domineering personality in characters she play on films.  Take for example, Charlie's Angels, & Kill Bill.  Lucy as an assasin or as spy just makes her even hotter.

If you couldn not got enough of Lucy Liu nudes too, then we have lot in store for you right here on Celebspanker.  Be sure to check it out!

Here's yet another celebrity cheater exposing their boobs for this week's edition of Celebrity Spanker! Enjoy these delicious boob slip photoshots candid photos of Lindsay Lohan while her bust are bouncing out of her dress during filming of her new mpeg movie.  This bouncing bra-less photographs just proves that young celeb nympho is back to her old slutty self! however you have to give it to this Hollywood bang up, pop idol hottie still knows how to make both mans & girls go crazy.  Just look at those scrumptious titties on these hot boob slip photoshots of Lindsay Lohan!

Who cares what mpeg video is, her wardrobe malfunction deserves flick of her own! Linsday Lohan's biggest set of tits popping out of her dress might not be fresh story, however me and him won not get tired looking at them! It seems that Lindsay Lohan likes being bra-less, & her boobies just love that! every of us do too! I don not know what scandal, drug problem & even jail time that Lindsay Lohan managed to get herself in, important thing is this movie celebrity continues to skank awawy in front of cams.  You'll surely enjoy these pics of Lindsay Lohan's breasts bouncing out of her hooters, we haven not seen those puppies for quite some time.

Lindsay Lohan really outdid herself on these dong slip pics! This is by far most delicious pics photoshots of Lindsay Lohan's fantastic rack! I don not care what they say about this celebrity teen fuck-up, however her sumptuous boob exposure on these pictures simply erases every negative things that she did! You can see more of Lindsay Lohan & her melons & tons of other scorching hot & nasty Hollywood stars worth punish on to inside Celebrity Spanker today!

For all we know, Miley Cyrus can not wait to hit 18, step away from her Disney past & do sleaze.  Okay, yeah, well maybe not that hard core.  however judging from way she's been acting, she's actually showing signs of wanting to get in to industry, isn not she?

Case in point: Miley Cyrus hitting Miami on Thursday parading her almost bare body in front of every paparazzis in hot pink bikini.  Even if it seems criminal for us to lust over her hot nubile body because she's only 17, me and him can only do so much.  Like pretend we're not affected when in reality we've jerked off few times already upon seeing just one pic of her talking on phone 80 % naked.  & God knows how much New emission will squirt out of our hard penises once we blow up photos where she's fondling her its.  In public.

Well, we'll just have to wait one more year twinks.  Pretty sure Miley must do so much better than just running around in bikini, & self-shooting with just her undies on.  Lets cross our fingers, her naked pictuers will finally leak out by than, or better yet, sextape. Or more sextapes.  however while we wait, lets settle for teasing she does every now & then.

Country singer Carrie Underwood recently got engaged to her hockey player bf Mike Fisher of Ottawa Senators.  The singer's bf confirmed engagement him-self saying he & Carrie “are both obviously excited & very happy.” Carrie even showed up in Dec 21 hockey game flashing her precious engagement ring.

Yeah, however thats not real news.  The more important part of this post are Carrie Underwood's bikini pics! Isn not that hot news or what? Who knew that virginal Carrie would go out her house 80% naked? Ha.  For sure lot of male admirers of Carrie Underwood jerked off immediately as soon as they set their eyes on hot almost-naked bikini bod of Ms.  Underwood.

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I know we've seen enough of Mila Kunis' wild side in Black Swan, however I know its been while since movie for most of you, so here we are for refresher on that hot piece of chick that is Mila Kunis.  Although this time, if you wished she & Natalie Portman to change personalities so your dream girl assumed role of vulnerable, innocent chick, well, these are images for you.

While Mila Kunis shows just how much she loves flaunting her hind end, legs, & skin, she maintains an air of innocence in this photoshoot.  Still, we can not forget how hunger in her eyes as she went down on Natalie Portman & stuck her tongue inside her cunt.  You have to agree that is probably best butch porn scene in Hollywood, so much that we're actually imagining very scene just from looking at these sensual pictures of Mila Kunis!

The way Mila looks lustfully at Natalie's ecstatic face really etches itself in your mind that it easily becomes anyone's fantasy for the next three months.  & that includes me! I just love seeing naghty Mila Kunis putting her lips against sluts oven & twisting her tongue around this.  Makes me wish I could jump in between those two celebrity hotties & bang them simultaneously.

Hardly anything is better than seeing my future house-wife Arianny Celeste strutting in her tight ring lady outfit making fight nights on television sexier.  I was all happy seeing her there, however then holy crap, Arianny Celeste had to strip naked, rub herself in oil, & bare fantastic pair of boobs & shaved oven dead on, straight in front of my widening eyes.  Shit.  Thats my third trip to bathroom this day.

But best isn not even right word with Arianny Celeste in this non-clothed condition.  naghty is whats more fitting, yeah.  & naughty is also what I am feeling right now.  Let me just rub my cock against those oiled thighs of hers to lube up & ‘accidentally' slide my stiffy straight into her tight, fresh pussy.  That should make her drop those barbells & grab hold of my thrusting hind end.  We'll slip & slide our way to get off all over floor whilst I keep firm hold of Arianny Celeste's titties.

Er, I told you I was feeling naughty.  You should start feeling something funny in pants region too, if you've got your shit right.  however don not start telling me your fantasies, fucker! Thats not right… er, says boy who just let him-self type his mind out.  Anyway, what you should do to curb your hunger for titties is to head directly to where Arianny Celeste's shaved clam photoshots are.  Now.

Oooh la la…do you need help with that teeny bikini, sweetie?

Katie Green’s its are so hot even her bikini can’t contain itself from exposing those juicy jugs.  This reason why I love hangin' at beach! Its because of  chicks like this brunette bombshell with smokin' hot bodies that makes place fuckin’ its & ass buffet.

You can tell by way she laughed this off that she’s cool chick who loves getting playful in bedroom.  She looks like type of chick who, after you position your rock hard ram rod infront of Katie Green’s hind end would giggle however you know it would turn in to some loud moaning once you pound her asshole raw.

Every guy who loves all things hot would definitely know who Megan Fox is.  She has graced shitload of magazines & has been at top list of search engine results for weeks & weeks in row just because she’s one hot motherfucker.  When I look at Monika Fox’s melons & smokin’ hot body first thing that pops in my head is sex.  Wild sweaty unadulterated hardcore pron.  So I could understand what Megan craze is all about.

But weird thing is, she doesn’t for real have hugest rack or real bouncy phat ass, however she’s still most lad’s number one fantasy.  It might be way Megan Fox licks her lips when she does interviews or sign autographs or maybe way she wears really loose clothes & still has sex appeal of ten pornstars combined.  Here’s to hoping we see more of Megan Fox naked body in dirty clip soon!