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Did party lady & attention call girl Paris Hilton get boob job or something? Because her its looked lot bigger than before in these set of photos taken by paparazzi who were following her & her boyfriend while strolling around in LA.  If she didn not got one, then it must be her magical wonder bra in works again!

Well, of course, I like her better with bigger boobs.  So why can not her melons make up their mind already as to being large or flat? Come on, its! You know Paris doesn not have lot of brain power to solve this shit, so you better make decision yourselves.

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If you're looking forward to seeing another Pirates movie because of sexy British actress Keira Knightley, than prepared to be disappointed.  Because Keira is no longer going to be part of clip's fourth installment.  Yup, thats right, Keira Knightley & her love interest in video, Orlando Bloom will not be cast of new Pirates of Carribean mov.

Meanwhile, British leading lady had to file restraining order to male fan again because of suspected stalking.  The guys named Mariek Daniluk, is said to have grabbed Keira's arm as she left theater.  Because of this incident, he was arrested due to harassment.  Well, thats downside of being Keira Knightley.

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Its Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that its any different for me & my beer-stained shirt, however it is change because me and him see hot celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in pretty German barmaid outfit & handing out booze! this just shows you don not have to be German to enjoy healthy mix of beer & boobs, courtesy of this mellony celebrity chick.

Its smart move for Germans to hire Hayden Panettiere's melons to roam around event, because if there's one thing human are clamoring to get pint of beer for, its so they can quickly put on those beer goggles & fuck even ugliest German crotch in hotel room & score one for day.  I am not saying German chicks are every bad, however having Hayden Panettiere's titties flanking beer distribution certainly makes things better.  I'll definitely skip beer & unload Hayden Pannetiere's yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying beer out of that biggest asshole mug to care, & would gladly let anyone fondle & stick hand down her meaty cleavage.  Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy mens stinking of beer, however she clearly wants it or she wouldn not have come in wearing kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in its!”

Being bubbliest & perhaps hottest ex-girlfriend of Hugh Heffner, this isn’t suprising that Kendra Wilkinson has largest fanbase compared to her other Girls Next Door co-stars Holly & Bridget.  You ask why? Well let’s just fix our eyes on these Kendra Wilkinson nake Playboy images shall we?

She has perfectly toned abs, sexiest tan-complexion, full & rounded boobs & pretty tight-looking pussy.  Surely, when you look at Kendra Wilkinson’s oven all you can think of is heaven.

Oh dudes, this is few cute action right here.  If I'd been men with camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with hot chick on swing set, I probably would've dropped videocamera altogether & just jacked off behind tree.  Thank god I wasn not though, or you wouldn not have seen these kinky lesbo photos of Jenna Bentley.

But seriously, thats gotta be one hell of hot scene to watch if I'd been around.  View Jenna Bentley out going in for torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap.  They couldn not keep their hands off each other's tits! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), however who fuck cares! Two hot pussies kissing! In public! Thats perfect masturbaition material right there folks.

This is reason why Hollywood stays alive; its because of all hot chicks running around creating scandals! I am betting only thing keeping these two babes from stripping off & scissoring on sandbox is weather.  It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped & rubbed holes on swing.  however seeing Jenna Bentley in few lesbian action with chick is already enough for me to pull out lube!

Anyone who loves not small donuts shouldn’t have hard time getting an intense boner at sight of Chrisitna Hendricks’ hugest rack on red carpet  when she wears cleavage-busting dresses.  Clearly, there’s woman who get's turned on knowing she sends rods wild than rod fighting derby.

Christina Hendricks its is so big you can just imagine your banana being minced to dust when you give her some rough tittyfucking.  I wonder if her hind end is as juicy as her boobs & if she loves getting her ass rammed til it’s already raw.  all I know is I’d take whatever I can from this fuckable beast of woman.

I know it isn not right, however I think I am in like with Miranda Kerr.  & with that, I mean I want to hold her in my arms, swap spit her dimpled cheek, & then pound her so hard with my stiff dick.

Well, you can not really blame me.  This girl oozes xxx appeal wherever she goes.  Here she was on yacth with her boy-friend Orlando Bloom while they were spending New Year together.  Well, how lucky is that fuck bastard for being able to spank Miranda's sweet back when they bang.  I just wish he drown on that sea where they were, so I can kidnap Miranda & do all those hard-core stuff on her.

Miranda, call me! I even did photo montage of all your hot bikini pictuers, even topless ones! Take look, I have them here!

Celebrity Spanker brings us yet another spanking celebrity butt to enjoy for this week's edition of skan worthy star sexiness! Here are alluring surfing photographs of mature celeb Ali Landy as she performances off that sparkling rear end cheeks while honing her surfing skills.  Star, mifl & surfing doesn not always look good together, however this former Ms.  Usa slash top model slash actress & ultimate Dorito girl pulls it off.  Her celebrity mature bung hole just looks good on that tiny thong & seeing her knockers down on board paddling like bananas is reason for my constant erection this Monday morning.

Her roles in Repli-Kate & Who's Your Daddy? is dead spot, this mom has an ass that gives her right to play role of the majority of the sexually fantasized cougar on Earth! This celebrity mommy is just one year shy of her 40th birthday, however her hind end still looks perky & just damn delicious.  These swee images of booty gifted & also big size breasted Ali Landry caught mommy celeb with her butt up, soaking wet & shining under sund as she paddles her board to catch wave.  Now if we can only see this celeb face up laying on board with her hot boobs pointing straight to sky.

I just can not make up my mind on what is hotter, Ali Landry's celeb bung hole faced up on board or her mammoth breasts crushed while she's paddling surf board.  Oh trivial things I get myself into.  however scratch that, just enjoy snapshots! To see more of her & boat semen of other scorching burning hot celebrity photographs & vidz worthy to spank on, head on over at Celebrity Spanker today!

Nicola Tappenden, or better known as Nicola T, is one of hottest Page 3 girls & glamour dancers, despite fact that she has smaller melons than most Page 3 girls.  We're used to seeing big-tittied topless dancers such as Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell, who have size E breasts or bigger.  Nicola only has 32D, however this didnt not stop her from becoming popular super model & English celebrity.

Nicola also appeared in reality series, WAGS' Boutique, which featured Wives & exgfs of English football players (WAGs).  Nicola gained her WAG status because of her realationship with Bobby Zamora, which ended eventually while filming reality show.  however Nicola regained her WAG title by having relationship with now-fiance, Simon Walton.

There are more hot imgs & topless images of Nicola T right here, so don not hesitate to drop by & fill your stack!

Everyone’s favorite damsel-in-distress is at it again.  Kristen Stewart, known as Bella Swan in vampire mpeg video Twilight, is seen out on lake shooting last part of mov franchise wearing nothing however white scanty swimsuit & lugging all her soaked clothes in one hand.

You’d have to ask where all her co-stars are at, letting this poor girl alone to fend for herself in cold.  Nonetheless, we at least got to look out for her & entertain all our nasty perv fantasies about her without any distractions except that tight fit bikini.  Who wouldn’t want to just rip that piece of clothing off & massage those tiny melons of hers? Or making oral sex on those cute little pink nipples or finger that already wet cooter? I’d love to do this on lake too, with her screaming her lungs out as I sink my meat stick in deeper & deeper with all thrust till she begs me to stop.

And you know I wouldn’t stop.  I mean, who would? It’s not everyday you get to fuck Kristen Stewart & her luscious bikini-clad body.  Now wipe that saliva off your mouth, & that jizz off your pants.

If you haven’t atleast had boner just by reading title, than maybe you should start wondering about your sexuality because no straight stud will look at Jennif er Lopez’s ass & not feel every kind of heat in body.  It’s Jennifer fuck Lopez hind end we’re talking about here & it’s been household name for as long as I can remember.

Well, now that Jennifer Lopez is certified Hollywood mature, you bitches might be wondering if her ass is still phat & juicy like before huh? Well in these photos, you will see Jennifer Lopez in short dress that exposes her sweet milfy ass cheeks.  I don’t know about you fuckers however I’d still motorboat that ass…and that’s just part of what I want to do to this hot latina mom.

Yes, she was girl who got governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, resign from his post because of prostitution scandal.  Nadia Dupre, former call miss, graces pages of Playboy May 2010 issue for hot nude photoshoot & interview about scandal she had been in.

Now working as sex columnist, Ashley bared everything & let her boobs, pussy, and hind end be exposed for all world to see through pages of stud's magazine.  Yes, this is body that brought down governor of New York.  Although she admitted being call girl, & even said “I love sex & I am very good at it…“, this brunette also said in Playboy interview that she is now celibate.  She said she is “saving (porno)” for her “future bf.”

Well, sexless or not, Ashley still looked sizzling hot in all these nudes.  You can Check out uncensored photoshots right here on Celebrity Spanker.

Oh my gawd.  I never craved for hot bath so bad as when  I saw these images of Audrina Patridge naked in bathtub with cowboy hat on.  What more could you possibly want more? Seen here is The Hills’ hottest reality star showing her juicy rack while doing all kinds of slutty poses that expose her hot ass in nice angles.

Actually there is something I could want more.  How about some shots of Audrina Patridge deepthroating large fat rod while she fucks her vagina with strapon? Or better yet, Audrina on all fours taking two hard cocks, one in her wet creamy quim & other in her tight little ass, where horny fuckers finishes by spraying their hot love juice all over her face.  Now that’s more I like it.

Its 1 st time in long time that I've seen Tara Reid looking hot.  Thats not being mean or anything, I was just saying truth.  however to be fair to actress who is struggling for employment as of now, she indeed looked hot in this topless photoshoot.  With her dark eyes, just-got-out-of-bed hair, hot lingeries, & of course, her huge melons.

Well, of course, we know 100% that these are products of skillful photoshop session.  Come on, Tara's buxom in real life don not look like this.  We know for fact that her breast job years back made her boobs watch droopy & her nipples like pepperoni.

But okay, nonetheless, right here is where you can find rest of Tara Reid's topless photoshots.

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again…Megan Fox is hottest babe in Hollywood.  Her facial features alone can hypnotize any mans to unzip their pants & jack off over naked pictures of her.  There’s something about way she looks that is so erotic & way she licks her sultry virgin lips just drives my penis crazy.

She was hottest in Transformers where she showed off her beautiful orangey tan & luscious tight body.  however I have to say Jennifer’s Body gave her body more exposure.  I still can’t get over Megan Fox naked pics in lake & whoever took those private shots is fuckin’ genius!

In what looks like final bid for more youthful times, Demi Lovato rubbs shoulders with Mouse himself & his fuck buddy Minnie at red carpet before turning on bigger things to rub, like cocks & other clams, in celebration of eighteenth birthday whole fucking world's been waiting for on their quivering toes.

There's nothing better than to turn back & look Demi Lovato's road to maturity, which isn not difficult, since she's such slutty fresh teenager who pimps her crotch at sound of camera click that there's already hundreds of her skanky pictures waiting for you to jack off to.

And if you noticed, Demi dumped black, emo-type hair for more granny-ish brunette mop, which is further reason to anticipate that not-too-distant day when websites & servers start crashing with Demi Lovato porno Tape headline sending interwebs in tsunami of sperm stains.  however before we all get ahead of ourselves, lets enjoy final vestiges of Demi Lovato's innocence torn to shreds with these naked pictures of her.

Megan Fox has recently bought Mediterranean-style, 5,200 sq.  ft.  house in LA., which is reportedly large enough for four bedrooms & five bathrooms, as well as swimming pool.  Obviously, house is too big for single sex kitten like herself, so could rumors be true that Transformers star is engaged again to her (douchebag of an) ex, Brian Austin Green?

Green has also announced to his Twitter that he is currently engaged, & I don not think he could snag better & hotter chick than Ms.  Fox, so I assume they are back on game of marriage again.  I just wonder what in world did Tiffany see in him that she keeps on coming back?

Well, I am crossing my fingers this rumor has no truth to it at all, because, come on, Megan, you can do so much better.  Don not you realize that all hotness you have in you will go to trash once you marry this boy?

Carrie Prejean probably is most infamous (ex)Miss California to date, & we all remember why.  1'st, she attacked homosexual community by saying she doesn not believe in third sex.  & we all know that her statement on Miss California USA pageant became big deal & flooded our news nights for weeks months.  then her racy pictures came out, one where she was topless & was flaunting her sweetest bum.  than, these photos came out where she wasn not topless, however definitely her nodules were popping out.  Nice.

And it get's better.  TMZ reports that Ms.  Prejean did sextape when she was younger & when all her Catholic upbringing was bullshit.  The alleged pron movie prevented Carrie from getting money from Miss USA officials, so TMZ says.

Well, it hasn not been leaked out yet, sextape.  however for sure, once it does, you must count on us to show it to you.  In meantime, drop by here for More celebrity scandals & shockers.  Have fun pervs.

If Bai Ling has co-Asian contender in number of (intentional) nip slips or upskirts she has made her entire career, than no doubt, it would have to be Tila Tequila.  Tila hasn not been entirely wholesome throughout span of her career; in fact this was her playful & teasing personality that has got her fame she has now.  & after number of years in Hollywood as topmodel, reality actress, & famewhore, Tila's name has been known internationally.

Tila has also been involved in many controversies insluding supposed domestic abuse by her former boyfriend Shawne Merriman, which hasn not been proven to be true.  She also had been engaged with late heiress Casey Johnson.  Soon after, Tila had claimed she was pregnant, then said she had miscarriage.  As of late, no one really ever knew which are lies or which are truths from her  stories.

Of course, there are hundreds of Tila Tequila nudes, which honestly are best thing she has ever done in her career.  Check out Celebrity Spanker to get more of those.

Janet Jackson is known for being daring & provocative, especially in her musik vids & live performances.  You probably remember time when she suffered “wardrobe malfunction” in one of events she performed for.  Yeah, one when Justin Timberlake accidentally let her tit slip out her top.  Accidentally, my ass.  beautiful sure they did that to get lots of press, which they did by way, & this wasn not accidental at all.

Anyway, Janet has been topic of another controversy when paparazzi photos of her sunbathing nude was released on internet.  Pretty soon, mpeg came out as well.  Unfotunately, Janet was bit plump at that time.  however of course, you wouldn not miss out seeing pop star naked, would you? So go ahead & drop by here to check out nude photos & vid!