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I was feeling bit under weather this day.  I was on antibiotics & haven not felt this bad since I ate bad mayonnaise.  Nonetheless, Sindee Jennings came over to make me feel better by reminding me as to why I am an awesome human being & she's less than zero.  I pretended to care what she was bitching about while dreaming about boning her on mountain of spaghetti.  Alas, there was no spaghetti today however I did allow her honor of riding me like bull.  I still wonder why I give these no-name sluts shot at stardom by using my name to further their careers.  Anyways, I was running high fever so my 2 henchmen came in & donated their DNA because I sign their checks.  I then had them bring me some matzah ball soup & called it night.  

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Mia Bangg at TheMinion.com
Her titties are best I've ever seen.  Her ass was as tender as roast beef sandwich I had night before.  Her mouth was as moist as turkey that I had with that roast beef sandwich.  Mia Bangg came by Casa De Minion because her boy-friend blew all his money on few bad stocks & she was near homelessness.  I have soft spot in my heart for whores who want to milk my furious dong in hopes of getting few dough from me.  Speaking of dough, have every of you had those new sprinkled doughnuts out there? Ooops, had food flashback there......so she was soon on her knees praying at alter of Minion while her mouth was working my enormous shaft.  My balls were not to be left alone & she knew that an average job would result in no job for her with future of government cheese.  I soon dropped my sperm as fast as DOW has been dropping in recent weeks & she was soon off to few check cashing place since her bank account shut down faster than buffet with me in its line

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Ivy at TheMinion.com
Ivy was so brand new to pron game that I had to break her in like pair of my xxxxxlarge boxer shorts.  She just got off plane, got in car, & got to my place because apparently there's not small dollar sign on my roof.  These stupid bitches keep telling one other that I pay top dollar to fuck these low lifes on camera for YOUR viewing pleasure.  Although its true, I don not like hearing doorbell ring when I am expecting Chinese take-out & I come across this emotionless slut.  Ivy must have learned how to have xxx from those old porn-ed reels from 1950's because it was like fucking corpse.  Hell, fuck corpse would have been better idea since it would have been warmer versus Ivy's cold body.  I couldn not wait to drop my sex cream on her, send her home, & think long & hard about what I just put myself through.  

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Tiffany Holliday at TheMinion.com
Tiffany Holiday....what fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose candy must have been laced with something gnarly because I would have never given Ms.  Holiday time of day for her to use her mouth as penis garage for my meaty member.  She did dress like little hooker which I loved.  I am sure she had shank in her stockings which reminds me to have all future whores go through metal detector.  I had hefty View dangling to convince her that sucking my dong would benefit her, her bank, & her drug dealer.  Once she knew where her bread was buttered she quickly sucked down my python as I treated my nose to somce candy since it had been an entire 5 minutes since I had last done so.  I couldn not wait to drop my load in her mouth so I could go to bed for 1-st time in 10 days.  

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Missy Monroe at TheMinion.com
I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was dropped on her head as child.  This weeks whore is true winner & its wonder she can even dress herself in morning let alone blink without being told to do so.  I was sniffing my morning powder when Missy Monroe, rocket scientist she ain not, came to my in hopes of milking my lizard for ' herbal medicine' money.  I figured that since I donate to Jerry's Kids than I might as well throw this moron few dollars to drain my balls.  I couldn not wait to dumy my sex cream on this waste of space since I felt I was getting losing brain cells each minute I was near her.  I don not know whats become of Missy Monroe however its safe to say that she won not be giving university lectures anytime soon.  

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Asia at TheMinion.com
I don not know exactly what boat this asian import came in on however it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates.  Imagine hot piece of ASian back mixed with attitude of Rosie Perez & you get this waste of space, Asia.  She was, however, dick hungry bitch who went after my cock like Godzilla went after Tokyo.  I didnt not want to get any MSG on my sex stick so I wrapped it up like fortune cookie & invaded her crotch.  mens, they don not get much New ghetto than this piece of garbage who had nerve to mock my weight, eating habits, & body odor.  I couldn not wait to get out of their & hit local asian all-you-can-eat buffet to pay them some retribution for breeding whores like Asia.  

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Stacy Jordan at TheMinion.com
Fine, yes her its are amazing & her body ain not that bad.  Shit, I can have been on major comedown since I am not being my usual self & cutting these whores down to size.  You see, whore with self-esteem is like buffet without heat lamps; it just doesn not benefit anyone.  Back to Stacy, she came by to making blowjob energy out of my rocks & I was up for task since my bank account has gotten fatter than my waist.  She sucked mean ram rod however I could tell there wasn not much going on in her head.  She was one of dumber bitches that have had privledge of gagging on my money maker.  Watch as her soul leaves her body moment my nut lands on her ugly face.  Its like butter!

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Vanessa at TheMinion.com
good Minion has so much bucks that today we're coming to you from top of one of my yachts.  Besides, I think DEA is scoping out my house so it was perfect time to take things to high seas.  Kat came back cos food stamps don not work when you try to pay rent in Barrio.  I was in giving mood & my super powers were in their peak so I gave her another stab at my big prick.  Like every mexican chicks Kat was great at cleaning my cock with her mouth & I gave her some orchata for her mouth.  

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Shay Lamar at TheMinion.com
This bitch was hot.  Not only was I ready to fuck by cake I was eating however she wasn not ugly like most of whores I've dealt with.  I had to wrap my donbg to avoid getting polio & we went at this like 2 mexicans fighting over green card.  Her warm mouth engulfed my dick & I was soon showing no mercy to her uterus as I hit dat shit from behind.  She told me that my love cream tasted great however then agains, whores are like labels on food: They all lie!

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Tiffany Rose at TheMinion.com
I've taken bowel movements that are prettier than Nikki Rose.  The trailer park must have been closed down due to rat infestation because she looks like she hasn not seen any sunlight.  I can not believe I even gave this hick time of day to be in my home however I must have death wish.  I made sure silverware were properly locked up before I shoved my gigantic cock down her throat.  She told me that my prick tasted better than her brother's & at that point I knew I had to drop my sperm & get her to bustop ASAFP.  She hasn not done any videos since this one & you can tell she wasn not going to be next Jenna Jameson right from start.  Hell, I am surprised she must chew her own food.  

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Victoria Raven at TheMinion.com
Did short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy.  This one had personality of dog about to be put to sleep.  I couldn not get decent conversation out of her if my live depended on it.  Luckily I wasn not too interested in what she had to say & wanted her on her knees at altar of Minion.  She sucked my prick love it was chore which is weird because I thought bitches are lining up to do it.  Did she make it to super female prostitute stardom? Fuck no.  I am surprised she could tie her own shoes or blink without thinking.  This clip is why I am currently seeing therapist.  

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Katrina Isis in TheMinion.com
My nose candy has been giving me violent shakes.  I believe its affecting my eyesight or I would have never had Pinnochio's sister, Katrina Isis, come over & play with mini-me.  This bitch could poke holes in ground with that beak she calls nose however its her wet mouth that got me interested.  She knew where her bread was buttered.......mmm, bread.  She was on her knees faster than black men dodging police bullets during Hurricane Katrina.  I couldn not wait to drop my gooey, thick cum so I could get my eyes checked since I went head-to-head with this beast.  

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Brodi at TheMinion.com
I've seen pics of holocaust survivors who weigh Many than Brodi.  If you take blender & placed following in it: Human feces, month old vomit, & rancid urine then you'd have something more appealing than her.  It says lot about me that I am willing to go above call of duty just to get few of these worthless tramp in to porn.  I had her shower right before I stuffed my overweight dick down her throat.  Her eyes teared up as I jammed it down inside & I teared up when I realized I was missing out on nightly buffet special.  She rode me & from far away it must have looked love skeleton riding buffalo.  I shot my baby-making juice every over her & I told her that its never crime to appear feminine.  

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Emma Red at TheMinion.com
I don not remember this one very well.  I do remember that I got weird blemish on my skin next morning & this cunt cost me $300 in doctor bills.  Looking back at this film I do recall that Emma sucked mean dick that she obviously learned by watching old home clips of her family.  Emma Red tried snatching my candy from me & was quickly told that she's lucky she didn not lose her hands.  Actually, watch this scene & you can see she loses something more important, her self-esteem & you can not buy that back easily in all.  Trust me, my therapist wouldn not lie to me.  

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Tyla Wynn at TheMinion.com
I gotta admit that this $2 hooker just graduated to $5 cum bucket.  She wants to make it into huggest time where she's shooting fore best websites like BlacksonBlondes.com & Gloryhole.com.  She had to pass test & luckily for me it was an oral exam.  Her boobs are flawless & her asshole was amazing.  She stuffed my baby making bone down her mouth & she knew that I enjoy giving great boob fuck as well as next guy.  She probably had other great body parts however I was too busy stuffing my nose with that heavenly powder.  Like good whore she swallowed my ball snot down her gullet & this dick sucking machine has bright future in either hardcore or high school cafeteria service.  

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Aliana love in TheMinion.com
I don not know if Aliana like is black, white, or mulatto.  Whatever case is she's got body to die for however brains that seem to be void when I was talking to her.  sex girls like this don not even have bank accounts which goes to show you what I deal with on daily basis.  Nonetheless, she brought her ghetto booty over to my 10,000 square foot palace( after I made sure she went through metal detector) & we got real comfortable, real fast.  She got on her knees faster than an Irishman at pay toilet & her tonsils get slamming against tip of my staff of life.  I can tell you that her cunt tasted real good & it reminded me of last salad I had with vinaigrette.  She made move few few of my nasal candy which was no-no in my book.  I quickly deposited my rancid goo down her windpipe & sent her on her way .....out same exit my maids use.  

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Kacey Starr at TheMinion.com
I found this Benny Hill see alike wandering streets looking for cheese.  I can have been in prety mood because I immediately thought 'porn star!' when I saw her big back & titties pop out.  She heard of porn & thought this would be beneath her to do.  I informed her that nothing would survice if this was indeed beneath her since she's got few junk in trunk.  me and him got back to Casa De Minion & she swallowed my member as if she hadn not eaten in days.  Its too bad I don not know that feeling since I am at 10 meals day plus snacks.  She's nice girl however fat in her head seemed to cloud her common sense when I offered to pay her way less than normal blowjob rates.  

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Carissma Lynn at TheMinion.com
Holy shit, I hit jackpot today.  After going through hood rats & skanks I finally came across hooker worthy of my time & money.  I saved some cash by having this mullet cut so I decided to splurge on some nose candy & cum sucking whore.  Carissma Lynn called up my personal assistant looking for money to buy diapers for her mongloid kid.  Being that I was in giving mood I hit ATM & got home in time to meet her at door.  I was in like however mainly lust since my raging 3 inches nearly ripped through my pants.  She kneeled before porn king,me, & used every drop of saliva in her mouth to drench my jackhammer.  I thought I saw God as she was blowing me however I was just having flashbacks of Colonel Sanders.  I gave her my own secret recipe of Minion love juice & she slupred it up like good female prostitute.  

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Jayma Reid at TheMinion.com
She's mormon by birth & eruption junkie by right.  Brigham Young would be rolling in his grave if he knew follower of his was making rent by making dirty films.  He's for real go nuts if she had to swallow Jewish man's banana in order to keep off streets.  I guess us Jews really do run wsorld.  Anyways, I am getting off topic.  Jayma Reed is hot piece of ass that wanted to make it large because doing 9-5 gig wasn not in cards.  What was in her future was face full of Minion cock whether I be standing or right on top of her while nearly suffocating bitch.  She opened her pretty little mouth wide enough for my hummus to make its way down her gullet.  Joseph Smith would be pissed

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Gwen Diamond at TheMinion.com
First you get check,then you get power, then you get woman.  Truer words have never been spoken & I am evidence of that.  As hugest suppier in porno Valley, I have womans of all shapes & sizes coming to me in order to 'party.' However, my stuff isn not cheap & huge Daddy needs to get his before they get theirs.  Gwen Diamond has phenomenal body & mouth that was made for housing my gigantic sausage.  She went all way to my nut sack as my nose was working overytime snorthing all that fine goodness.  I had to slap those fat titties & even used them to snort my 'goods' off of.  Before she could take home some of my product she had to continue to show me why she's one of best tool smokers out there.  I couldn not hold back & gave worthless babas every last drop of goo my balls were holding

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