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Here we have another x-rated call girl named after major city.  This porno reject with biggest funbags told me over & over how she wanted to be big size star.  She wanted to be next Jenna Jameson & have website with trillion members.  I tried paying attention to rest of her monologue however was hypnotized by tits on her chest.  She knew she'd have to get down & dirty with The Minion & thought she was mentally & physically prepared to do so.  Her rown didn not turn upsdie down as she was squashed under mountain of my blubber & nearly suffocated.  She thought ordeal was over until I fucked her in postions that she now wishes she could forget.  Much like JFK, Dallas was nailed in head by sniper bullet of my goo.  

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Hailey Paige at TheMinion.com
I invited Haley back since she worked out my nutsack instead of my gut.  Look at those amazing tits.Don not they remind you of boobs that are in season? Haley reminds me of sweet,innocent lady who wanted to grow up to be an animal rights activist & not love potion-drinking female prostitute.  I took her into my lavish kitchen which looked like hurrican hit it (my maids have since been deported), & we fucked like 2 crazed hyenas.Once again I gave her royal minion treatment as I beat her crotch into oblivion.  Haley is one of my favorite pron starlets since she never felt like vomiting or nailing me with pepper spray.  

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Sindee Jennings at TheMinion.com
Nor cold, nor flu, nor any fever must keep The Minion from continuing to fuck dirtiest whores around.  Sindee Jennings could be your daughter, however today she's my packet-draining slut.  I knew I was in for great time when our eyes meet & she had this look of, 'Come fuck me, fat guys' written on her face.  Sindee got on her knees & worked my kosher dill like it was going out of style.  I kept pounding that pussy until my balls nearly blew up early.  then again, I am pro & premature ejaculation isn not on my menu.  We kept partying until I had my friend come in & blow his sex cream every over Sindee's face.  Who say's voluptuous bang doesn not share?

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Vixen at TheMinion.com
If Lucille Ball & The Blob had kid then it would be Vixen.  I was exercising my sinus cavity when I got call that this red-headed cream dumpster was looking for fast cash & maybe bite to eat.  I got one see at her & knew that she'd only be useful to drain my nutsack down her stupid throat.  My raging penis nearly went limp moment I got whiff of her poussy ( she was shaved so I couldn not tell if carpets matched drapes) & I nearly tossed my kosher cookies all over my home.  I quickly stuffed her mouth full of boss and his two helpers while my nose kept inhaling white goodness I've come to know & love.  Please realize that this was Vixen's last scene since she went home right after, packed her bags, & got fuck out of town.......the town that The Minion runs.....motherfuckers!

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Vixen at TheMinion.com
If Lucille Ball & The Blob had kid then it would be Vixen.  I was exercising my sinus cavity when I got call that this red-headed sauce dumpster was looking for fast cash & maybe bite to eat.  I got one look at her & knew that she'd only be useful to drain my nutsack down her stupid throat.  My raging sex stick nearly went limp moment I got whiff of her poussy ( she was shaved so I couldn not tell if carpets matched drapes) & I nearly tossed my kosher cookies all over my home.  I quickly stuffed her mouth full of sausage while my nose kept inhaling white goodness I've come to know & love.  Please realize that this was Vixen's last scene since she went home right after, packed her bags, & got fuck out of town.......the town that The Minion runs.....motherfuckers!

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Aliana Love at TheMinion.com
I don not discriminate against cunts of all races.  Hoodrats, wetbacks, rednecks, & others are all fair game when it comes to possible amounts of money one can make in pron.  However, in order to make sure that they're scenes won not turn out to be snore fests I take it upon myself to teach them ways.  Aliana Love spends her nights sucking cocks of cooks at Popeye's Chicken in hopes of scoring some free meals of 2 pieces & biscuit.  I am humanitarian at heart & informed her she could make more in sexy than watermelon grower.  She was reluctant until she got to my mansion & saw my bling.  I had to humble this hood rat & she was soon on her knees sucking my sex stick as if kool-aid came out of it.  I decided not to wrap my cock so I could feel her warm snatch wrapping its glory hole lips around my dong.  I saw heaven as my rooster was in her black clam as my mouth was downing latest pastry treats.  She kept whispering that.  

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Joey Valentine at TheMinion.com
I don not remember much of this slut since she is really is flash in pan.  MMMM, now I feel love pancakes.  Anyways, she was so disgusted by amounts of food I had that she even vomited on me.  I haven not been that grossed out since local Chinese restaurant stopped using MSG in their food.  Joey, to her credit, was trooper & took my love stick with such gusto that I feel teardrops rolling down my face as I write this.  No, wait...its actually sweat since I've been feasting since 4 a.m.  Joey took my lava like true champ however in true fashion I threw her out of my house since she brought absolutely no food.  How fucking rude!

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Desire Storm at TheMinion.com
If you blinked then you missed Desire Storm's career in pron.  I was her first scene & I believe her last.  She thought she'd get roided out guys & this would be one monster dating service.  Her world came crashing down once she looked in my physique & mannerisms.  Her background is in Middle-East as well as mine so I thought we'd mesh well together.  I would spray her face with my hummous & all would be well.  I was wrong in every sense of word.  This slut couldn not wait for me to turn blast my own oil onto her face so she could wire EUR back home.  Good thing I used condom or else I might have some disease love herpes, gonorrhea, or even worse, case of Cairo chlamydia.  

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Valerie at TheMinion.com
You could show full sizes movies on Valerie's forehead.  I must have been snorthing shitty candy that I get from black guy down street when I called this winner over.  She did have nice body however that & $5 will get you footlong sandwich from Subway.  I couldn not wait for her to leave my house so I could fumigate place however she did making blowjob mean rod.  Her hole smelled & tasted love pizza that had been left out for week & I nearly puked as result.  I post dated this whores check for another year however she didn not notice it.  She should be using her forehead as chalkboard to write notes to herself about taking bad checks however I doubt she can spell.  

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Estelle at TheMinion.com
Remember how Estelle always loved fuck fat guyz? She came back & wrote View her mouth had to cash.  I was involving myself in cleansing my nose when this British skank crossed my path & wanted enough bucks to wire back to Jolly Ol' England.  Since my stocks were rising like my temper in buffet line I decided to toss her some money by having her blow on my not small Ben.  She wanted to fuck me however I love teasing these whores by making them think they can earn more moolah by riding Minion Mastadon.  I drained my balls on her face & had taxi take her to local British pub so she could drink her memories of me away.  

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Jasmine Tame at TheMinion.com
You've seen Jasmine Tame on numerous websites however you haven not seen her truly earn whore's paycheck.  She's normally fucking several anorexic-looking homo & not few manly mans such as myself.  I transformed into good Minion so that I wouldn not go ape shit once she showed me those delicious fat balloo that her bras is lucky enough to house.  She has an ounce you could bounce quarter off of which made it difficult for me not to jam my super rod up her shit pipe.  She slobbed my knob as my nose powder raced past my sinuses & nailed my brain with rush that nearly knocked me off my feet.  Jasmine Tame's mouth turned in to vacuum & my cock disappeared in her mouth even when my tongue tickled her clit as she was on top of me.  Super Minion's daily ordeal wouldn not be complete until I slid my penis between boobs that few Beverly Hills doctor did some work few years prior.  love starved bitch she unlocked her jaw to take my leaking oil well of goo & she swallowed every drop so my kids could swim in her stomach.  

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Crissy Cums in TheMinion.com
This bebes lived up to her name.  Before she had mouth full of kosher pork she told me how much she loved sucking baby-maker.  I made her prove it by blowing my pizza folk (hey, free pie!) in order to prove she wasn not full of shit.  After my personal photopgrapher snapped some images I decided it was time for her to earn her keep.  She got naked real fast & was soon on her knees blowing my Jew Pole.  Our eyes met & I was instantly inlove until I remembered that you can not make ho wife; remember that, fellas.  After hovering above her & sniffing my goods I thought of her swallowing my babies & that got me really going.  Crissy Cums is out of business much like many girls here.  I am starting to notice pattern.  

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Kat at TheMinion.com
Kat & I have gone at it few times.  This latest party was different seeing as how we were in new home (I collect houses for fun) & her limited vocabulary had gone up slightly since last time.  like most of other chicks I wrapped my cock so not to got diseases those cesspools carry all over porno valley.  I should have wrapped my entire body up as well since she threw anything & everything at me.  This 95 lb piece of meat thought that I had gone soft in my stance of wacky hookers.  She wrong as you can see & my raging dick penetrated Kats box.  I would have gone in her asshole however you know how Mexicans for true aren not clean.  When was last time you ate at lunch wagon? Case closed.  

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Marissa at TheMinion.com
Going down on this beaner reminded me to fumigate my house for rats, mice, & roaches.  Her hygiene left something to be desired however that didn not stop me from chowing down on her labia as if it was all you can eat beef ribs.  Once I became my alter ego, great Minion, her attitude changed & she had smile as if she just saw worlds largest pinata stuffed with tamales.  I gotta give her credit & admit that she did suck mean rod .  I wa lucky to have this fine hind end latina sucking my staff of life however luckiest one there was her for obvious reasons.  After I spilled my DNA she told me of how it reminded her of growing up in 1 bedroom house with 12 relatives.  It creeped me out.  

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Vixen at TheMinion.com
If Lucille Ball & The Blob had kid then it would be Vixen.  I was exercising my sinus cavity when I got call that this red-headed special sauce dumpster was looking for fast cash & maybe bite to eat.  I got one look at her & knew that she'd only be useful to drain my nutsack down her stupid throat.  My raging rod nearly went limp moment I got whiff of her poussy ( she was shaved so I couldn not tell if carpets matched drapes) & I nearly tossed my kosher cookies every over my home.  I quickly stuffed her mouth full of rod while my nose kept inhaling white goodness I've come to know & love.  Please realize that this was Vixen's last scene since she went home right after, packed her bags, & got fuck out of town.......the town that The Minion runs.....motherfuckers!

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Dillan Ryder at TheMinion.com
Dillan Ryder is no longer in business.  Hell, I don not know where she is however rumors are circulating that she's waitress in several hick town.  Before she was serving grits, potatoes, & pig feet sandwiches she was blowing up my phone looking for fast cash.  I hadn not drained my falls since my last feeding so I let this worthless whore slober all over my knob.  She had nerve to spit back my own DNA right onto my washboard abs.  I quickly kicked her out before going back to my 'nose candy'.  

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Aaliyah Jolie at TheMinion.com
When she's not being blonde bimbo Aaliyah Jolie is under hot lights of San Fernando Valley.  This up & coming sensuous call girl needs to take her performances up to next level & The Minion is studs to guide her there.  1st, I have to make sure her mouth is clean enough to suck rod on camera so I volunteered my dong to be placed firmly in her mouth.  With such an back like hers it would be waste not to use this as coffee table to divide & snort my drug of choice.  I can honesty say that this little mouth vacuum's blowjob skills were head & shoulders above rest & its gonna be an honor to take 50% of her on camera pay.Hopefully she uses rest of money to buy sandwich or some new tits.  

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Lena Juliette at TheMinion.com
I found this cochroach working local lunch wagon.  I ordered burrito with chips & paid with $100 bill.  She didn not have change so I than threatened to get immigration over (I have political pull), however she couldn not go back across border.  I than told her that she could avoid deportation by taking my ejaculation.  like mexican jumping bean she jumped at chance & an hour later she was taking my churro in her mouth as I kept my nose clean with several 'powder'.  I dumped my sex cream in her mouth which disgusted her so much she ran out of there love Speedy Gonzales.  

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Kara Bare at TheMinion.com
When she's not slashing her wrists she's getting enough money to send home to her broke bf & semi-retarded child.  How is she getting that moolah? Well, I can tell you it isn not by performing brain surgery or solving equations.  She get's that scratch by sucking & fuck, daily & nightly, wench & penises while photocamera rolls.  I didn not care that much if she wasn not brightest bulb in bunch however her blowjob skills more than made up for it.  I made my dynasty by being big & best dealer in world & she's building her family trailer by keeping her nose close to where I make my morning glory.  Last I heard this cunt was acting like primadonna & thinking her shit don not stink.  I am gonna have to find & humble her like all other girls on this site.  I am just not going to jack off for week so musky smell of my DNA deposit makes her toss her cookies.  It looks like Cleveland does not , in fact, rock.  

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Jayma Reid in TheMinion.com
When Jayma's not reading Book Of Mormon she's studying Book Of Minion.  Jayma Reed is in category of whores who don not make me wanna to toss my cookies on first meeting.  see at how her body is almost as flawless as mine.  I wanted to make love to this Salt Lake City sweetheart & gave her once-in-a-lifetime chance of swallowing my mighty staff under my pants.  She prayed to Minion G-d & begged me to unleash popshot that would require building of an Ark.  Jayma has yet to be seen however there are rumors she no longer believes in G-d & I can not blame her seeing as what I did to her.  

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