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Sindy Lange at TheMinion.com
The blank stare on Sindy Lange's face meant that I was about to fight an uphill battle.  She's another potential spicy whore that doesn not seem to know that to make it in this business you gotta follow few rules.First, show up on time.  Next, bring your test so my massive cock doesn not ooze next morning or fall off.  Finally, don not appear like I am fucking corpse since having personality is so important.  Sindy Lange sucked my dick as if her soul left her body moment she saw my gigantic boob in living flesh.  Since her bank account was as empty as head that her shoulders support it only made sense for her to take my meaty member down her throat.  If it wasn not for my 'candy' then I would have had nervous breakdown, tossed her out of my mansion, & put stop on check I wrote her.  Since I am extremely professional I made sure to shoot hefty helping of my ball sauce all over dumb bitch while I wore huge grin you'd ever see.  

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Kinzy Jo & Super Minion at TheMinion.com
Somewhere in West Virginia there's village without its idiot.  At first glance Kinzy Jo appeared to have brown for brains & appeal of day-old bread.  Being Super Minion, it didn not faze me to stick my superhero cock down her whitetrash mouth.  I caught her on couch of my alter ego masturbating.  When I flew back in it dawned on me that using her oral skills would benefit me rather than tossing her in slammer.  I knew my choice was right one when her mouth slobbered all over my fuckstick in ways that are undescribeable.  She must have been stronger than she looked since she was able to keep my big girth from crashing into her rib cage as her mouth went into overtime.  I fed her my own brand of moon shine as her mouth filled to brim with my superhero sauce.  

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Tabatha Tucker at TheMinion.com
I don not remember much of this broad, Tabatha Tucker.  I do remember that after long day of fighting crime I was injured to point where I couldn not walk.  I came back home to find this fine piece of hind end using my couch for her clam manipulation needs.I used my massive intellect & verbal skills to convince her that getting superhero goo would only benefit her.  Her warm mouth was nice garage for my phallic.  In fact, her breathing through her nose kept my balls warm so it was win/win all way.  With her bad dye job on top of what she calls 'head' I knew it couldn not be that long before she was licking up my seed like hungry dog.  No amount of therapy is going to erase memories of me dumping ounce after ounce of baby batter down her throat & thats way I like it.  

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Isabella Stanza at TheMinion.com
some crack whores don not even deserve name.  Isabella Stanza is one that fits that bill.  She's kind of girl who looks as if she did her make-up during an earthquake & her body odor nearly melted off my wallpaper.  However, with my bank account containing multiple 000's I decided to treat myself to her mouth as my nose went through buffet of nose candy.  I can tell you that this cunt could suck mean rod however that must be from her experience growing up with all brothers.  She strikes me as kind who would jerk your cock if that meant she could use your credit card to fill her gas tank.  Like Vietnam Veteran who can not remember some atrocities , my brain has erased few of this trainwreck however thankfully pictures & mpeg survived.  Enjoy

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Lexi Matthews at TheMinion.com
took 90 lbs of white trash, $5 worth of makeup, & add in body odor that rivals can of open tuna & you get Lexi Matthews.  At literally 4 times her size I was afraid I'd break her in half however thats risk I run when I do my thing.  At first glance I could tell that sticking my fat packet in her tight fuckhole would be like threading needle with rope.  We partied every over my place right before my balls threw up all over face.  No amount of soap or hot water could wash that skank smell off of me.  

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Chantelle at TheMinion.com
She's nasty.  she's stunning, & after I was done with her she was member of The Witness Protection Program.  Someone was telling her that world of porn was filled with parties & non-stop money making ventures.  She was w-r-o-n-g & I was there to make her world come crashing down.  She needed to know right away that hardcore isn not dating service & she'd have to work hard in order to keep roof over her head, clothes on her back, & food in my stomach.  She came to me with smile on her face & left with same see on her face that I had when my local BBQ restaurant went under.  With hard dick in my pants I showed mercy to dumb little women & gave the honor of sucking my love stick right before she could ride my love stick.  Did I enjoy myself? Absoultely I did.  Did she have fun? I don not know nor do I care.  All I know is that her vagina was tighter than valves in my heart after dozen pastrami sandwiches.  I do remember look of satisfaction on her face when I dumped my semen on her tits.  She wasted no time in chasing that check which I bet soon found its way up her nose.  

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Delilah in TheMinion.com
She's an AVN award winner who's come back to Minion's Lair for another bout with Sleazy One.  Last time we fucked in backyard of my beautiful home so I wanted to change things up bit.  Her vagina was still sore from our last encounter so blow job would be only thing on menu.  She got to her knees which met my newly polished floor.  The moans she made, juices that flowed, & sloppy wet pussy nearly made me blow my loads early like putz however my mad skills ( which pay bills) kept that from happening.When this was time to unload I sprayed hooker down as if she was in car wash.  

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Jennifer Loves Spluey 2 at TheMinion.com
I must have left an impression on Jennifer Loves Spluey last time because she's back for return engagement.  She's like that burrito you buy from those lunch wagons: Its good at moment buy you pay for it later.  I knew she could sucking my dick as if she was trying to get sugar off of churro however relentless phone calls would follow in proceeding days.'Minion, I need money for blah,blah,blah.' I didn not think about long term so I had this little border hopper come back to my home.  Initially my security thought she was with other maids however I had to tell them that she'd only be cleaning 'man butter' from my banana.  1 st, I powdered my nasal passages so I could be in right state of mind to deal with this notorious dick smoker.  After having her crawl in I put my chorizo in her mouth as her eyes told me story of women that fucked up big TIME somewhere in her life.  However, my checkbook was paying for this time & I was to enjoy it.  I face fucked her with my pecker as her eyes kept popping in & out of their sockets.  Pay close attention to her face as my big body covers hers & you get picture that she's truly earning her keep.  It was time for me to give her hefty helping of my jiz along with mighty nice check she'd be taking home to barrio.  I still feel as if I did nice deed for little person.  

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Katie Ray at TheMinion.com
When I opened door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before.  I supporse our last encounter gave her green light to starve herself so she could come back & have appartment in her stomach to gobble up more of my goo.  She crawled over to me as I treated my sinuses to some powder & she didnt not hesitate to give me some lollipop love.  the manner in how she digested my thunderous love stick is stuff of legends ands she did it with 'nose candy' on her mind.  I needed to make sure that she wouldn not do just an average blowjob so I put all my body weight on top of her with my rectal cavity barely an inch from her nose.  I have to give it to this whore, she could making oral sex mean packet even though it was only thing she had in her mouth in quite while.  I needed to meet up with my cartel so I shot my jizz down her throat as my heartbeat raced love an undercover DEA agent.  

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Veronica Jett in TheMinion.com
My stomach was as empty as Veronica Jetts soul.  I bring to you another slut that wants to make her mark in expulsion bizz.  Veronica Jett dreamed of glamorous sets, high pay & notoriety beyond her wildest expectations...then came me, The Minion.  Veronica was in for rude awakening when her eyes met Greek God before you.  Veronica was told that she had to pay her dues & my kosher cock was toll booth.  Veronica sucked my cock right before feeling all 5 inches of my 'pleasure stick.' Veronica Jett went on to gonzo infamy however she never forgot who gave her first shot: King Minion.  

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Mira Luxe in TheMinion.com
I remember Mira Luxe very well.  She came to set as if she was hot shit & would be one making rules.  She never met the Minion & was in for rude awakening.  Much like new dog she had to be broken in.  I'd be one correcting her & dishing out punishment when she fucked up.  She's one of few pornography whores I never want to see again.  Why is that? Well, for one, she couldn not suck short sword if her Kraut ass depended on it.  Normally Germans have strong work ethic however this one was excpetion.  After she had seen me devour my kosher food & drink she came in to party with most famous Jew since David Lee Roth.  Watch as her anticiaption is null & void as my gigantic dong rents space in her mouth.  I can not tell you how bad this cunt was & only relief in my mind was that dropping my sperm would mean I could get to Weinerschnitzel much faster

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Lacey Luv at TheMinion.com
Lacey Luv has look of groupie & brain to match.  I could snort myself into coma & I'd still be more aware of reality than this brain dead waste of space.  She did have excellent body which condemns her to future of craigslist hooking & banging busboys in hopes of getting leftovers at Denny's.  Lacey Luv bothered me during my special 'me time' with my nose candy.She looked at me same way my 3rd grade teacher looked when I told her following:'Math will only be needed in my future to count money I make off of XXX babes after they drink my penis butter.' Lacey was told that paycheck would be in her future as well if she swallowed my pecker like double-decker.  She did below average blowjob & I was able to pop by thinking of 'Mrs.  C' bent over sink,peeling me potatoes as I fucked her hard.  I still got it bad for teacher.  

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Jeanie Marie at TheMinion.com
Imagine 100lbs of walking, talking turd & you get visual of Jeanie Marie.  When she's not working streets for 7-11 USD she's sucking & fucking on camera love comatose patient.  Her soon-to-be-fired pimp dropped her off at my glorious home in order for her to make enough money so they could spend another wonderful evening at local crackhouse.  I must be living dangerously since I allowed my unprotected cash maker enter her mouth with no raincoat.  She must have been living,breathing petri dish of diseases & I now notice rash on my balls upon further inspection.  This waste of flow is flash in pan however please enjoy clip & think of this hooker if you ever get urge to quit school.  

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Joey Valentine at TheMinion.com
I don not remember much of this whore since she is really is flash in pan.  MMMM, now I feel like pancakes.  Anyways, she was so disgusted by amounts of food I had that she even vomited on me.  I haven not been that grossed out since local japan restaurant stopped using MSG in their food.  Joey, to her credit, was trooper & took my cock with such gusto that I feel teardrops rolling down my face as I write this.  No, wait...its actually sweat since I've been feasting since 4 a.m.  Joey took my sperm like true champ however in true fashion I threw her out of my house since she brought absolutely no food.  How fucking rude!

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Nollie at TheMinion.com
Whether her name is Nollie or Lexi Belle one thing is certain; this bitch loves her cash money.  Much like Tiger, she's one of some I've brought back for repeat engagements since her dick draining abilities rival those of sexy whores who do it for $50 on craigslist.  Take great enjoyment in watching Lexi Belle's first blowjob scene back when she was Nollie.  I never understood why these obscene whores change their names as often as I change diet plans.  Her fresh body bent all over place so her mouth could take in my meat stick that has been cannon with its target being vaginas of countless fuck toys.  I was in my own place as Nollie swallowed my dong while our eyes locked & I thought there could be possible like connection.  However, rule #1 says, 'Never make ho wife' & with that in mind I spilled my DNA all over this former Hot Dog On Stick employee.  

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Tory Lane at TheMinion.com
Look up word 'Crazy' in dictionary & Tory Lane's face will be right there.  Tory came over & rocked my world however not before terrifying fuck out of me.  Truth be told, Tory Lane has one of best bodies in porn (besides mine), & her boobs tasted like honeydew.  I put up with her antics if that meant that she'd be sucking on my kosher dill.  I got on top of tory & rode her as her melons shook & quaked.  I saw that gaping cunt & had her ride on top of me while her eyes rolled in back of her head.  thankfully, I got to feel her raw & it wasn not long before she was on her knees & taking my testicular nectar.  

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Gia at TheMinion.com
I need to have my eyes checked since Gia resembled holocaust survivor more than sensuous star.  I've taken shits that weigh New & look better than her.  She cruised by Casa de Minion because she needed money for lawyer so she could get her teen boy back.  I say she needed hamburger instead however thats just my opinion! I wish I didn not blow my jizz earlier on several other worthless cumrag bitch so I could pop faster with Gia.  Luckily, for her, my vagina eating skills haven not gone south much like her self esteem so I was able to enjoy sticking my tongue up where babies come from.  Keep rewatching popshot & you must almost see her soul leave her body & thats sign of job well done on my part.  

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Alicia Alighatti at TheMinion.com
I don not care about backgrounds of any of bapes I use.  I don not care if they're wetbacks, jigaboos, or even guineas.  Speaking of guineas, Alicia Alighatti interrupted me while I treated my nostrils.  Normally I would give her verbal lashing however this had been few days since warm mouth engulfed my pecker.  She was giving me song & dance about how she wanted to be rich & whatnot however I didn not give bang.  My dealer was 20 minutes away so I had to drain my balls in her mouth rather quickly.  She was extremely happy that she didnt not have to fuck me however I did end up putting stop payment on her check.  I wish I could have seen watch on her face as bank teller told her bad news.  

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Kat at TheMinion.com
There must have been strain of E.coli that affected every burrito & taco truck in my area.  Kat came to play with the Sleazy One however her insane antics nearly made me call Loony Bin.  Kat wanted to be not small star however her fingering my belly button wasn not winning points with me.  I had little Latina suck my kosher wang right before riding every inch of my pork.  I fucked every inch of that pink taco despite my face being completely covered with whipped cream.  That border hopper had beautiful aim which must be from all those years of swinging at pinatas.  Nevertheless, I kept fucking her panocha until my nut sauce covered her face.  Much like Taco Bell, she ran for border after I was done with her.  

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Mischa Mckinnon at TheMinion.com
I can not tell where fuck this one came from.  She's either half black & half white or her parents were from few other planet.  Its kind of confusing like when you can not tell if you're looking at meat or x-rated & thats problem I must not stand.   Anyways, Mischa came by looking for few dead presidents in exchange for flat & board in her wet mouth.  I was sniffing my 'medicine' when I found several extra cash in folds of my couch...and stomach.  Instead of damaging my nostrils any further I used money to have Mischa drool every over my dick like wild beast.  She was amazed at size of my baby-maker however than again she could have been just another sarcastic cunt who made her way to my 'rock house'.  

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