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This worthless pinata is just another faded memory in the Minion's mind.  I know she needed several pesos to get her ESSAY some cerveza.  Its been same old song & dance with this beaner bitches however I hadn not dumped any of my ball menudo in while.  She slobbered moment I mentioned that I pay well however she damn near cried when she found out what would be expected.  She could have left & had her bf make ends meet by hanging out at Home Depot or she could making blowjob sugar my churro.  Guess which route she went.  I stuffed my tamale deep down her throat & she cursed day her family hoped border much like I curse day trans fat became available.  Watch me dump hefty load alll over her.  She got hell out of my house one time I threatened to call immigration on her.  In reality, I called up & had pizza delivered.  

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Ashley Jordan at TheMinion.com
Ashley Jordan is proof that inbreeding is still alive.  I had her sent over to size her up for any future pron work.  However, I knew that she wouldn not be successful penis-milking machine by way her attitude was less than stellar.  Teaching these fuck toys several manners & humility is always priorioty fr me much like making it to daily buffet when prices are at their lowest.  Ashley couldn not making blowjob lizard if her redneck life depended on it & her cunt was drier than prunes I eat because I've lately become irregular.  I dropped my goo on those things she calls boobs & was glad I didnt not pass out from stench coming from her pussy.  I gave her check with bit of parting advice,' Ashley, its not pretty idea to pick up guys at family reunions.'

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Tiffany Wright at TheMinion.com
She looks more like skanky babysitter than skanky pron star.  Her name is Kat Wright & yes, she's that young looking.  When she showed up at my place I was wondering if she was teenage runaway or even cop.  My worries soon went down toilet faster than one of my dumps after mexican night at local buffet.  Anyways, her titties felt amazing in my hands when my hands weren not preoccupied with jamming that addictive shit up my nose.  This bitch was meant to serve boy & proof is in pudding......mmmm, pudding! She sucked my penis as if she had been doing it every her life & thats all she was born & bred to do.  Watch this scene because she soon got fuck out after it was done.  I wonder if I had anything to do with this.  

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Nadia Rio at TheMinion.com
When I look back at this scene I realize two things.First, I was undernourished & near stage where I could pass out.  Secondly, I had my dong inside call girl who could put old school cheater in Time Square to shame.  She came to me with sob story about how her bank account was lower than my love juice count & she needed money or else she'd be homeless.  Sine my heart is full of love ( & artery-filling foods) I decided to throw some cash her way.  Her blowjob skills were amazing & thats telling you something since my dick has been housed by few of best mouths in spicy Valley.  It was now time for her to ride me until my rocks let loose on her hottest little face.  Its days like these where I am thankful I can help someone's daughter get out of financial ruin.  

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Hillary Scott at TheMinion.com
She's been given ton of awards this business has to offer.  She's sucked & fucked every straight gay boy looking male talent under sun.  None of that means shit until you do your time with me, The Minion.  I brought this prima donna over to humble this bitch.  I was surprised that my monster dick & intellect didnt not faze her one bit & she sucked my cock as if it was only one that matters....and it is.  Hilary Scott is known as black dick hooker which my buddies at blackonblondes.com can attest to however today she got several Jew goo down her gullet.  Rest assured that she'll never forget day she met The Minion & I'll never forget day that I met best penis sucker in business, Hillary Scott.  

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Savannah Stern in TheMinion.com
As The Minion I don not tolerate when someone tries fuck with my bottom line.  Savannah Stern tried jacking some ' candy' from me which is not small no no in my world.  I've had people disposed of for less however I was feeling rather forgiving today.  several famous stud said 'He who is without sin cast first stone'.  I think it was Colonel Sanders however who knows? I knew something was up when she crawled over to making oral sex my panis & I noticed her butt bigger than normal.  Making an example of this female prostitute was only thing to do so I had her gag on my kosher rod as I powdered my nose.  She's used to fucking with black fellas however she's left South Central for great coke...and amazing Jewish banana! You can see pain in her eyes as she comes face to face with dangerous rolls on my belly.  This could have been avoided if she didn not try fuck me over.  However, punishment fit crime when my balls covered her eyes while my penis was getting massaged by her tonsils.  I showed mercy on this hooker when I shot my sperm down her mouth.  I would have fucked her for minute however her oven reeked of orange soda.  She must for real love black fellas.  

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Riley Mason at TheMinion.com
Call her goth.  Call her Alt sensuous.  I call her waste of space & only useful for sucking my jizz .  Riley Mason is normally black cock whore who shows off her technique at places like blacksonblondes.com or ruthblackwell.com.  However, today she was going to get break from black rod & agenda called for mouthful of Jew Boy ram rod.  She reminds me of Janet from Threes Company however not as funny.  Anyways, She sucked my cock like good little slut & was rewarded by jewish cream cheese via my staff of life.  

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Leah Luv in TheMinion.com
take prety hard see at Leah Luv.  At her meatiest she's gotta be 100 lbs.  of pure cock sucking machine.  She looks like she could have been videoclip extra for any movie featuring under nourished woman however instead her choice of employment is milking cocks on photocamera.  I got phone call from her informing me that they were gonna take away her baby if she didnt not come up with few fast cvash for bare essentials.  I am an equal opportunity employer so with few bucks laying around I decided to use her male genitalia draining skills to my benefit.  Her knees were soon rubbing all over my floor as her mouth was keeping my mighty member from freezing.  With my nose in constant hill of 'candy' I was enjoying every minute of this bitch earning money hard way.  the look on her face says this all as my testicles emptied into mouth that hadn not seen toothbrush in long time.  

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Hailey Paige in TheMinion.com
Hailey Paige is personal trainer when she isn not stuffing cock down her throat.  I was bit tired from feast of epic proportions.  She came with nice resume of trimming down fat mens into greek gods.  I was staring at her fine body as she was trying to get me to lead healthy lifestyle.  I was sweating after 2 push-ups & soon my semetic charm won her over & she was mine! She couldn not keep my sex stick out of her mouth & I soon had to take her pussy for test drive.  I quickly wrapped main vein & my immediate goal was to make her box sore.  She is on of my favorite fuck toys & accepted my Check with glimmer in her eye.  I must have gotten too much penis butter in her eyes since Look was written out for $50 & not $5000.  

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Trisha Rey at TheMinion.com
Trisha Rey is proof that no brains & smoking body will got you far enough.  In fact, if she wasn not so damn beautiful than you can bet you'd find her on any given Sunday offering $20 blowjobs in back of swap meet.  She came to me with some sob story as to how broke she was & whatnot.  My male genitalia hadn not met any call girl's mouth in about 5 hours so I took chance to spill my seed along with several cash.  This fire crotch knew that gateway to cleared bank Look was through my urethra & her mouth would only do.  I was tempted to stick in deep inside her lovebox however having gonorrhea would ruin next day's dinner banquet.  Seriously, bitch could making blowjob golfball through garden hose & smile she walked in with slowly deteriorated into frown that wouldn not be turned upisde down.  

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Avy Lee Roth at TheMinion.com
This 'daughter of rock star', Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as hottest nurse.  I was exhausted because I spent entire day running to deli to deli in search of leanest pastrami available.  My raging dick was sore as well from pounding few prime snatch few hours earlier ( I nailed counter girl at my local deli) so I wasn not at 100%.  However, I am just gigolo who needs to spread his seed anyway I can, so Avy's tight clam & wet mouth was nice place to do this.  This all feels just like livin' in paradise..  

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Tiger at TheMinion.com
I used be glutton for punishment since I let Tiger out of her cage.  I shit you not when I tell you that agents have been blowing up my phone telling me that Tiger was one of worst porno whores to ever grace their set.  Much like health foods & diet sodas I can not stomach it when whore in my stable does mediocre job.  I was going to have to break her in even further while my brain was being racked with ' white flour'.  I do have soft spot in my heart for whores who need money so they don not resort to sleeping under newspapers.  Sine it was holiday season I wanted to take negative & turn it into positive.  I had feeling that having Tiger making oral sex my dick for Christmas cash would show her errors of her ways.  She was initially reluctant however she changed her mind once I told her that burritos don not grow on trees.  Take good hard look at her & you'll see next Tera Patrick with view on sex that she shares only with stuck up contract whores.  I must tell you for sure that she could sucking male genitalia like true XXX skank since she took me down all way past her tonsils & into her belly that was full of menudo.  I am now glad to say that Tiger is now flawless performer.  How did I do it? I printed out photoshot of her taking my load & she now keeps it in her purse.  Its constant reminder that she's on thin ice with fleshy Man.  

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Anita at TheMinion.com
Do you ever get feeling that sex kitten you're talking to doesn not have much in brains department? Anita was just that was as my verbal onslaught caught her off guard like mexican being pulled over in Arizona.  Thankfully I had stomach full of food which made our encounter bit tolerable.  However, she's hot piece of asshole which made me overlook her subpar personality & we were off to races.  I wrapped my sex stick so her germs couldn not infest my adonis-like body.  She rode me until my penus wanted to pop early however I wanted her to suffer little bit more.  I did end up dropping smelly load down her throat & she left my house less upbeat than when she 1st entered.  

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Estelle at TheMinion.com
Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back & wrote check her mouth had to cash.  I was involving myself in cleansing my nose when this British skank crossed my path & wanted enough money to wire back to Jolly Ol' England.  Since my stocks were rising like my temper in buffet line I decided to toss her some cash by having her blow on my big Ben.  She wanted to fuck me however I love teasing these whores by making them think they can earn more moolah by riding Minion Mastadon.  I drained my balls on her face & had taxi take her to local British pub so she could drink her memories of me away.  

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Pamela Princess at TheMinion.com
I wanted to give neighbors an idea of what I do indoors & thats why Pamela & I fucked outdoors.  Pamela was certainly no princess.  She copped an attitude once she found out that way to pron stardom is through my realm.  She almost left my home however amount of 000's I offered to pay made her change her mind.  Its too bad Pamela didnt not take my advice.  She could have been huge star instead of very forgettable call girl that I allowed honor of taking my cock.  Where is she now? Who cares?

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Haley Scott in TheMinion.com
The local rehab facility must have just released some patients because Ashley Scott fits description.  Her skin was too milkjy white however I was more interested in her oral skills.  All doubt was erased when she was on top of me working my yogurt slinger.  I had to sample that pussy which looked excellent & tasted amazing.  I sensed that she was working overtime to get me to special sauce faster to finish this entire ordeal.  When you're as awesome as I am then you have stamina & I made cunt earn her cheese.  Speaking of cheese, I think I tasted some when I was eating her pastrami lips.  

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Sandra Knox at TheMinion.com
Either these whores are getting whiter or my eyes are feeling effects of all my 'candy'.  Nevertheless, it had been few hours since my house was last visited by some skanky female prostitute on prowl for few mind altering substances.  Nikki Knox knocked on my door & I initially thought she was collecting for Goodwill however she was more interested in collecting my homemade babymaking juice.  She dropped on her knees so fast that I heard thud & my cock now had new friend.  If she couldn not breathe through her nose then I would have yet another fatality in my house however that wasn not case.  She spend plenty of time sucking my dick as my nose wasn not given every time off from snorthing that special stuff.  I had meeting with fellow lords so I needed to give her that special love potion sauce as her face welcomed it all.  

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Britney at TheMinion.com
There's something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to take my love stick in her hoodrat mouth.  She called up one of 'my person' looking for some fast money.  I decided that her rancid snatch wasn not worthy of my mighty stick.  However, I took one look at her grill (no,it wasn not barbecue grill) & decided that her mouth would be fun to party with.  Much like Brandy, she soon left business after this.  On side note I spoke to her on phone earlier & she said hardest 5 years of her life was 3rd grade.  In case you're not keeping score its : The Minion 3, Whores 0.  

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Kara Bare at TheMinion.com
Ohio Native & resident xxx whore, Kara Bare, didn not learn her lesson last time she crossed paths with The Minion.  In our previous encounter we made mess of my backyard while my cock was renting out her tight clam.  We had food at that time however now my nose was hungry & only white stuff would do.  If you want to see downward spiral of pornography chick then Check her as she sucks on my donkey staff of life as my nose get's powdery good stuff that only comes via South America.  Like prety hooker she got on her knees & welcomed every drop of ball snot that my cock was able to vomit out.She's now bigshot sex whore however she'll never forget day she came back & had my nads cover her entire face while my dick's tip slammed her tonsils.  

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Sammi Cruz at TheMinion.com
This taco wagon reject is Sammi Cruz.  When she's not fucking on photocamera she's cleaning homes, building pinatas, & making hot dogs outside Laker games at Staples Center.  I had several extra pesos to throw around & was interested in having her sugar my churro as I treated my nose to several candy.  I rode on top of her like lowrider & she sucked my cock as if frijoles came out of it.  She did suck mean meat stick & we spoke after I dropped my DNA on her.  She said she wanted to be doctor however couldn not.  She claims she wouldn not be able to write prescriptions without spraypaint.  

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